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Dick Delaware

Post by boredbird » Thu Nov 24, 2022 5:47 am

Thing is Delaware is actually really small.

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?ti ... 1123517541

Created in 2015 by a guy named Kevlar.

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?ti ... &limit=500

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Re: Dick Delaware

Post by ericbarbour » Thu Nov 24, 2022 10:16 am

boredbird wrote:
Thu Nov 24, 2022 5:47 am
Thing is Delaware is actually really small.
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?ti ... 1123517541
lol

BTW, here's something to really make you go "hmm". Young Mr. Aldrich/Brink/etc. had an Encyclopedia Dramatica article going back to 2015. He was already notorious as an online pest. Who threatened to blow up his abusive (?) mother with a bomb last year. Such a charming family. AND THE CHARGES WERE DROPPED.

https://encyclopediadramatica.online/An ... ee_Aldrich

Dunno.....Maybe they should post his famed mugshot?
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Re: Dick Delaware

Post by badmachine » Thu Nov 24, 2022 5:28 pm

boredbird wrote:
Thu Nov 24, 2022 5:47 am
Thing is Delaware is actually really small.
Dick Delaware isn't.

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Re: Dick Delaware

Post by boredbird » Thu Nov 24, 2022 8:29 pm

badmachine wrote:
Thu Nov 24, 2022 5:28 pm
boredbird wrote:
Thu Nov 24, 2022 5:47 am
Thing is Delaware is actually really small.
Dick Delaware isn't.
Thanks for checking! :D

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Re: Dick Delaware

Post by ericbarbour » Thu Nov 24, 2022 8:45 pm

badmachine wrote:
Thu Nov 24, 2022 5:28 pm
boredbird wrote:
Thu Nov 24, 2022 5:47 am
Thing is Delaware is actually really small.
Dick Delaware isn't.
A pic of that would look great on ED.

(Sorry, don't have a handy copy of Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody. Or Cum Drippers 4. Yeah I suck.)

There's a YT video of "Dick Delaware" beating up someone in a UFC ring with no audience. No penis display. What a shit video, I was expecting the blonde to administer a blowjob to the winner. Let me guess, you have to pay up on PornHub for the "extra content".

Heh, the ED article made the news (without actually mentioning the evil website's name as usual)
Love the stupid assholes leaving angry comments below it....
https://www.denverpost.com/2022/11/22/a ... me-change/

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Re: Dick Delaware

Post by boredbird » Thu Nov 24, 2022 9:06 pm

Don't misgender the mass shooters.
Denver Post wrote: Club Q shooting suspect changed name in 2016 to protect themself
https://www.axios.com/2022/11/23/colora ... orneys-say
ericbarbour wrote:
Thu Nov 24, 2022 8:45 pm
Sorry, don't have a handy copy of Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody. Or Cum Drippers 4.
Can't believe ED forgot this classic.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3861780/

Nice to see we've got our priorities straight.
Dick Delaware wrote: The accused shooter's dad Aaron Brink, 48, has spoken out for the first time since the shooting last Saturday, and expressed relief his child was not attending the bar as a customer. He told CBS8: "I was scared. I was like "Oh my god, s**t, is he gay?" And he’s not gay. So I said "phew.""
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/c ... d-28574079
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Re: Dick Delaware

Post by wexter » Sat Nov 26, 2022 3:33 pm

Anderson Lee, having a sexual identity crisis because he saw his dad naked in the online porn movie "I Wanna Get Titty Fucked," was on the BRINK of Jumping off a Bridge into the Delaware river, thankfully Aaron a private Dick for hire was able to smack him down from the ledge using his wicked mixed martial arts skills.. Anderson recovered "themselves" and wandered over to Club Q, picked up a copy of the New York Post, found out his dad takes supplements that make him impervious to getting kicked in the nuts, lost it entirely, and went on a shooting spree.
Typical Wikipedia nonsense; just arrange the words any way you want.
Keep the click bait erect and coming will yah.

https://nypost.com/2022/11/25/anderson- ... -the-nuts/

Idiocracy saw it coming;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_4jrMwvZ2A
Wikipedia - "Barely competent and paranoid. There’s a hell of a combination."

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Re: Dick Delaware

Post by ericbarbour » Sat Nov 26, 2022 8:34 pm

wexter wrote:
Sat Nov 26, 2022 3:33 pm
Typical Wikipedia nonsense; just arrange the words any way you want.
Keep the click bait erect and coming will yah.
https://nypost.com/2022/11/25/anderson- ... -the-nuts/
Sorry to report, this is the exact sort of Idiocracy drivel the Post has been printing for decades. And it got a lot worse after Rupert Murdoch bought it 46 years ago. They ran "Headless body in topless bar" years BEFORE Murdoch took over. Now the reporting is extremely conservative-biased and often full of unverifiable rumors.

THAT is the smell of a great empire folding. "Truth" is whatever a billionaire wants it to be, which is also the best explanation for Musk taking over Twatter. The erections are nonexistent but he'll fire you if you claim otherwise.

Appears the Co Springs shooting has already dropped out of the "lovely news cycle", replaced by that pissed off Walmart manager who shot his co-workers. Guess Walmart is "more important" than "mere gay people".

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Re: Dick Delaware

Post by wexter » Sun Nov 27, 2022 4:15 am

ericbarbour wrote:
Sat Nov 26, 2022 8:34 pm
"Truth" is whatever a billionaire wants it to be, which is also the best explanation for Musk taking over Twatter.
Taking over a news outlet or Twitter is more efficient than Crazy-Cat-Bella trying to set the Ukraine narrative on Wikipedia. At the end of the day who is actually getting swayed and to what immediate effect?

I think you might be overestimating Musk; who is Mercurial as to be capricious, fickle, inconstant, and unstable so much so that we might be witnessing the beginning of his end.

His bullshit currently lacks the nice shiny invincible aura of energy he derived by shaping the narrative. Overpaying for tripe (twitter) and saddling it with $1B burn plus $1B debt service - now "in failure"

1) he is going to reduce the burn a bit with mass firings
2) His real solution is to build his own cell phone! (I don't know if there are any companies to buy, that he can take credit for!)

FTX was a short con, Theranos was a longer con, and Musk has sustained the really long con.. Musk's billions are a function of the loans he took out on the collateral (the stock) which is not worth much. If the Tesla stock price gets cut another 50% he might get a margin call.. btw the stock is worth at most 1/5th the current trading price.
Wikipedia - "Barely competent and paranoid. There’s a hell of a combination."

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Re: Dick Delaware

Post by ericbarbour » Sun Nov 27, 2022 11:00 pm

wexter wrote:
Sun Nov 27, 2022 4:15 am
His bullshit currently lacks the nice shiny invincible aura of energy he derived by shaping the narrative. Overpaying for tripe (twitter) and saddling it with $1B burn plus $1B debt service - now "in failure"
Perhaps--but have you seen how his fan following is "processing" it? They are STILL swallowing his bullshit.

https://www.teslarati.com/elon-musk-twi ... s-2-years/

https://www.teslarati.com/twitter-adver ... elon-musk/

https://www.teslarati.com/twitter-recru ... designers/

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