Sitush
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2019 1:15 pm
I think being the sort of muppet who openly declares they wouldn't pass RfA because the "the snowflakes, Jimbo-centric sycophants" would cause problems, is a good place to kick off this guy's memorial thread.
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?ti ... =878890522
I almost want him to run for Adminship now, just to figure out exactly what he means. Being a friend of Bishonen, RexxS and Eric Corbett, it isn't hard to guess. But it would be hilarious to see him commit it to print. It is always hilarious when these scumbags actually write down what they believe is the right way Wikipedia should be run.
He's always been a bit of a coward though, so don't expect to see that any time this century. He's happy to exist under Bishonen's skirt and have scumbags like RexxS speak for him. He's always been a bit slow on the uptake too. In previous years, Sitush would have absolutely crashed and burned at RfA. These days, the Wikipediot's desperation as everything crumbles around them, is leading them to not just scrape the bottom of the barrel, but drain the swamp and mould the putrid filth that remains into sort of Administrator shaped blobs.
Bishonen doesn't want him to be an Admin of course, and she would like him to think it is because he is more useful as an ordinary editor. Ever subservient to his Queen, he accepts this placement of him in a nice little box marked 'useful idiot' without question. Not for him is questioning why, if he is to get all the hassle of being an Administrator, why not get the prestige too?
Just because he gets the tools, doesn't mean he has to use them in his chosen topic area. It is unlikely that he would even face any consequences for using his tools in that area, someone under the protection of Bishonen can easily get away with that sort of mundane Admin corruption quite easily. He surely knows that, unless he is really thick.
Even if he wanted to be absolutely cautious and not use them in that area, that doesn't mean he can't have the status and prestige of being an Administrator. Why not be like Ealgyth, another member of this group of scumbags? She got Adminiship simply to give more weight to her opinions, both in policy debates and ritual stoning sessions, she doesn't waste her time actually using any of the tools that come with it.
I guess it's typical of the male members of Team Pond Scum. Always been far stupider than their female associates, never appreciating how to effectively translate their scummyness into actual power, instead of just comical primal screams. Indeed, I don't think there even is a male Administrator in this little gang, is there? They are all Bishonen's good little boys, in their eternal childhoods. What a proud mother she must be.
I love how she advises him he doesn't need the hassle of an Rfa. It lasts all of one week, after which you would either be an Administrator, or have your worst fears about how many people hate your guts, confirmed. More likely, even if he failed, the main theme would be how much of a good servant to Wikipedia he really is. Bishonen would say it, and many would repeat it. That's how life goes at Court. There would be plenty of RexxS to attack anyone prepared to truthfully describe what Sitush does, and why.
The hassle of being Bishonen's errand boy? Literally making yourself ill because of the ceaseless "grind", and getting no real sympathy or reward from Bishonen? (tbf, real emotion is pretty hard for her) That lasts a lifetime. Literally until he dies, I bet. He already has a shorter life-expecting than most, due to his particular circumnstances, before he even chose to shorten it further by spending over a decade making an average of 50+ edits a day.
Not for the first time, Wikipedia begins to resemble a giant BDSM themed Second Life.
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?ti ... =878890522
I almost want him to run for Adminship now, just to figure out exactly what he means. Being a friend of Bishonen, RexxS and Eric Corbett, it isn't hard to guess. But it would be hilarious to see him commit it to print. It is always hilarious when these scumbags actually write down what they believe is the right way Wikipedia should be run.
He's always been a bit of a coward though, so don't expect to see that any time this century. He's happy to exist under Bishonen's skirt and have scumbags like RexxS speak for him. He's always been a bit slow on the uptake too. In previous years, Sitush would have absolutely crashed and burned at RfA. These days, the Wikipediot's desperation as everything crumbles around them, is leading them to not just scrape the bottom of the barrel, but drain the swamp and mould the putrid filth that remains into sort of Administrator shaped blobs.
Bishonen doesn't want him to be an Admin of course, and she would like him to think it is because he is more useful as an ordinary editor. Ever subservient to his Queen, he accepts this placement of him in a nice little box marked 'useful idiot' without question. Not for him is questioning why, if he is to get all the hassle of being an Administrator, why not get the prestige too?
Just because he gets the tools, doesn't mean he has to use them in his chosen topic area. It is unlikely that he would even face any consequences for using his tools in that area, someone under the protection of Bishonen can easily get away with that sort of mundane Admin corruption quite easily. He surely knows that, unless he is really thick.
Even if he wanted to be absolutely cautious and not use them in that area, that doesn't mean he can't have the status and prestige of being an Administrator. Why not be like Ealgyth, another member of this group of scumbags? She got Adminiship simply to give more weight to her opinions, both in policy debates and ritual stoning sessions, she doesn't waste her time actually using any of the tools that come with it.
I guess it's typical of the male members of Team Pond Scum. Always been far stupider than their female associates, never appreciating how to effectively translate their scummyness into actual power, instead of just comical primal screams. Indeed, I don't think there even is a male Administrator in this little gang, is there? They are all Bishonen's good little boys, in their eternal childhoods. What a proud mother she must be.
I love how she advises him he doesn't need the hassle of an Rfa. It lasts all of one week, after which you would either be an Administrator, or have your worst fears about how many people hate your guts, confirmed. More likely, even if he failed, the main theme would be how much of a good servant to Wikipedia he really is. Bishonen would say it, and many would repeat it. That's how life goes at Court. There would be plenty of RexxS to attack anyone prepared to truthfully describe what Sitush does, and why.
The hassle of being Bishonen's errand boy? Literally making yourself ill because of the ceaseless "grind", and getting no real sympathy or reward from Bishonen? (tbf, real emotion is pretty hard for her) That lasts a lifetime. Literally until he dies, I bet. He already has a shorter life-expecting than most, due to his particular circumnstances, before he even chose to shorten it further by spending over a decade making an average of 50+ edits a day.
Not for the first time, Wikipedia begins to resemble a giant BDSM themed Second Life.