He matters to Iridescent, because he is a rival for the post of Spiritual Leader of Wikipedia. There is literal jealousy there. There can be only one Unofficial Village Pump, and Iridescent wants it to be his talk page, not Jimmy's.Carrite wrote:The opposite of love is not hate, it is apathy.
Jimmy Wales, who?
How the fuck does that narcissistic douchebag matter?
RfB
He matters to Bishonen for the reason Jimmy always matters to her, namely that he dared to use her as an example of a shit Admin who needs slapping down. Despite winning that battle, she is still pissed, after all these years, so she seizes on any and all opportunities to poke Jimmy. Alas, much to her chagrin, he doesn't give a toss.
He matters to Tony Ballioni because he dared to challenge Tony's right to be the owner of that article and to do as he pleases in the Holy Name of Policy, a situation that to any crap Wikipedia Administrator, is unconscionable. Not for him is the prospect he could actually be wrong, in policy.
He matters to Drmies and Sitush and all the other scum floating around that pond, because he matters to Bishonen, and she is their Queen, they go after whoever she goes after, that's how packs works.
We know your deal Timmy. You're not apathetic towards the Great Leader, far from it. You're just too scared to properly challenge the King, even when he is being lined up for an ambush by the big beasts, eager to tear the flesh from his limbs. Which is odd, because I could have sworn you said you were just biding your time, waiting for the right opportunity, the last time a golden opportunity landed in your lap.
If not now, when, Timmy? Seems like the perfect time to me. How many years longer, will all you brave souls keep boring the shit out of everyone about how you all hate your Dad and wish he would just LEAVE. It's his house, albeit with numerous squatters and unwanted houseguests, but if you're not brave enough to take it off him for good, in some kind of fucked up act of enforced inheritence, you lot should be the ones to leave.