Jess Wade parties hard over New Years
Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2024 1:37 am
This is ever so slightly sad. No, extremely sad.
Rather than having a life, as was tentatively suggested by Rosiestep as the reason for her long running decline in production (volume and rate), on New Year's Eve and New Year's Day, Jess Wade was churning out Wikipedia articles.
She dropped British surgeon Valerie Lund at tea time on New Year's Eve, and British sociologist Michaela Benzeval right about the time most normal people are already seriously drunk and about one more drink away from groping their co-worker in a stationary cupboard.
I guess that did leave her some time to let her hair down, but not a lot, hence why she was up bright and early on New Year's Day, to post British anthropologist Anna Nekaris at 9 in the morning, then British sociologist Maggie Rae at 9 at night.
If you're thinking, well, and might have had these pre-prepared and just posted to kill time between having fun, you would be wrong. For a start, Jess was busily posting around the festive period too, the slight uptick in volume presumably because she had a lot of time on her hands. And for two, the reason all four of those biographies were Brits, was because they were all named in the 2024 New Year's Honours list, which isn't released until the 29th of December.
The articles were of course full of the usual signs of Jess Wade being a hasty and therefore crap editor. But even for her, the mistake of ensuring Valerie Lund spent her first eleven hours of Wikipedia fame wrongly identified as a CBE, is a really special kind of retarded mistake in context.
Lund had in fact been awarded the CBE in 2008, and was made a Dame in 2024. A kindly IP editor fixed this mistake, and multiple others. Jess of course didn't thank them. Probably doesn't even know they exist, like all the weirdos who follow silently in her wake, doing the shit she is supposed to do but presumably thinks she's above doing. It's fun to think how often people genuinely think the medal Jess already has, is one of these honours. Laughable really.
Rather than having a life, as was tentatively suggested by Rosiestep as the reason for her long running decline in production (volume and rate), on New Year's Eve and New Year's Day, Jess Wade was churning out Wikipedia articles.
She dropped British surgeon Valerie Lund at tea time on New Year's Eve, and British sociologist Michaela Benzeval right about the time most normal people are already seriously drunk and about one more drink away from groping their co-worker in a stationary cupboard.
I guess that did leave her some time to let her hair down, but not a lot, hence why she was up bright and early on New Year's Day, to post British anthropologist Anna Nekaris at 9 in the morning, then British sociologist Maggie Rae at 9 at night.
If you're thinking, well, and might have had these pre-prepared and just posted to kill time between having fun, you would be wrong. For a start, Jess was busily posting around the festive period too, the slight uptick in volume presumably because she had a lot of time on her hands. And for two, the reason all four of those biographies were Brits, was because they were all named in the 2024 New Year's Honours list, which isn't released until the 29th of December.
The articles were of course full of the usual signs of Jess Wade being a hasty and therefore crap editor. But even for her, the mistake of ensuring Valerie Lund spent her first eleven hours of Wikipedia fame wrongly identified as a CBE, is a really special kind of retarded mistake in context.
Lund had in fact been awarded the CBE in 2008, and was made a Dame in 2024. A kindly IP editor fixed this mistake, and multiple others. Jess of course didn't thank them. Probably doesn't even know they exist, like all the weirdos who follow silently in her wake, doing the shit she is supposed to do but presumably thinks she's above doing. It's fun to think how often people genuinely think the medal Jess already has, is one of these honours. Laughable really.