This is Jimbo

[ericbarbour]

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I was asked to name him so I named him after the "Sold Flounder" of Wikipedia.
Because like the Sold Flounder, Jimbo the kitty is small, arrogant, self-obsessed, sneaky, and heedless of others.
(Unlike the SF, Jimbo the kitty is friendly and cute. Something Mr. Wales never was and will never be.)

My partner Kath wanted to adopt an orphaned cat from the Sulphur Fire a few months ago. So we did our part to give an unclaimed kitten a home life. Most of them are being put down by the county animal-control office because no one came forward to claim them. Feral cats are an epidemic here.

[Graaf Statler]

I guarantee you mister Jimbo vomits once in your bed, find and plays whit your rare Lassale watch (450 euro, they could fix it in Japan.), has sharp nails what he sometimes forget when he is playing, and has diarrhea when you have visitors or bring them a dead mouse as a welcomes present. So, correct, there absolute Jimbo elements in your new sweetheart.

But in Greece they say kalo risiko and na sou zisis. So, much of fun for you both of you with Jimbo, and that he may live in good health! .

[Strelnikov]

Jimbo2Dec2017small.jpg

I was asked to name him so I named him after the "Sold Flounder" of Wikipedia.
Because like the Sold Flounder, Jimbo the kitty is small, arrogant, self-obsessed, sneaky, and heedless of others.
(Unlike the SF, Jimbo the kitty is friendly and cute. Something Mr. Wales never was and will never be.)

My partner Kath wanted to adopt an orphaned cat from the Sulphur Fire a few months ago. So we did our part to give an unclaimed kitten a home life. Most of them are being put down by the county animal-control office because no one came forward to claim them. Feral cats are an epidemic here.

To misquote Strother Martin: "LOLcats! I've got Lolcats on my team!"

Mazel Tov.

[Graaf Statler]

Always nice, a kitten in christmas time. He Eric, was you not the one with that antic christmas tree decorations of you late aunt what makes you so proud?



*Crete 2006, Orphaned kitten found in the rain in the night in Kalives, that autumn. Passed away after a happy cat live a year ago.

[ericbarbour]

Apparently someone was "offended" that I've got a cat named Jimbo whom I am comparing to the Boned Flounder.

So I will run even more pictures.

Jimbo has to be put on a leash when taken outside, because he's liable to take off in a random direction. He hates the little harness.

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[Graaf Statler]

Apparently someone was "offended" that I've got a cat named Jimbo whom I am comparing to the Boned Flounder.

Are you kidding? Offended because you named your cat Jimbo? They are a bunch of asholes.
And, how is your christmas tree whit little Jimbo in your house? Still standing? Our went down two years ago, in slow motion, except for the last 50 cm.
In summer I was still finding pieces of glas........

[The End]

Well, you know the old joke: "I hate you so much, I named my dog after you and I kick it every day." Maybe they think you are beating the cat every day to spite Jimbo? Which makes no sense.

[ericbarbour]

Don't have to beat Jimbo, he's "self-punishing" and bonkers 24 hours a day.

And sits on the company printer, because it's there (and he owns everything of course). Bloody libertarian.

Funny how that works, cats being inherent libertarians. Despite having about 1/10th of the number of cortical neurons of humans. Is libertarianism a philosophy for idiots?

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[Graaf Statler]

Ahhhh! Now I understand! You named him Jimbo because he has 1/10th of the number of cortical neurons of normal humans!

[ericbarbour]

THAT LITTLE SHIT HAS A FETISH FOR TOILETS

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