How to come back from a Global Lock
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 12:12 am
I am free to live again on WPNL!
1. Make sure you've done over 100 edits.
2. Scare admin into blocking you in panic by revealing "EveripediaDEFECTOR" as the name of one of your EN socks on a EN sock list she's compiling on you, one with a 5 year history and 10-20 other socks attached with long histories and no previous connection to the socks she was investigating.
3. Watch admin make up false NL sockpuppet reason to try and excuse incorrect block.
4. Cause admin to spend 3 solid days compiling global lock evidence against you. Get global locked.
5. Go to ArbCom and get them to unblock you on NL, no fault found.
6. Create new sock, go back on WPNL, rinse, repeat.
Actually, I don't think you could do that trick a second time, not without 5 years of edit history.
Linky to Wikipediocracy thread

1. Make sure you've done over 100 edits.
2. Scare admin into blocking you in panic by revealing "EveripediaDEFECTOR" as the name of one of your EN socks on a EN sock list she's compiling on you, one with a 5 year history and 10-20 other socks attached with long histories and no previous connection to the socks she was investigating.
3. Watch admin make up false NL sockpuppet reason to try and excuse incorrect block.
4. Cause admin to spend 3 solid days compiling global lock evidence against you. Get global locked.
5. Go to ArbCom and get them to unblock you on NL, no fault found.
6. Create new sock, go back on WPNL, rinse, repeat.
Actually, I don't think you could do that trick a second time, not without 5 years of edit history.
Linky to Wikipediocracy thread
