[Satire] How to be a "good" Wikipedia editor

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Adapted from https://old.reddit.com/r/exjew/comments ... y_contest/

• Editing article content is strongly discouraged. Most effort should be on reporting and blocking IP addresses.
• Political views which are not far-left are prohibited.
• Additionally, far-left viewpoints are allowed but discouraged.
• Block logs and SPI logs are cumulative for life; even if the person did nothing wrong, the fact that they were suspected should be taken into account.
• In case one wants to make an edit of significant weight, one should consult other editors or create an edit request. Average wait time is 3-5 months.
• IP addresses should be swiftly blocked at the first sign of block evasion, regardless of how strong the evidence is.
• Random checkuser checks should be conducted, and the results can be publicly disclosed, even if the user does not consent to disclosure.