His first week at work is going well.
WormThatTurned wrote:I don't participate here often, so I don't think you'll all miss me, but to be clear, I don't intend on participating here for the foreseeable.
While you might have thought Jake would be upset at losing such an esteemed Wikipedian (and I rather think his boss Zoloft might be more upset), in actuality, this is pretty good for Jake, believing as he does wholeheartedly in Vigilant's lesbian power couple conspiracy theory, and Worm, well, not.
House POV is restored.
He will get a gold star for that, no doubt.
And so, here's my appeal to Worm. Please don't leave. Your excellent work bringing reason to the illogical, is exactly what that place needs.
I'm liking also that our fledgling Mod isn't faring well in his attempts to prove to us that he can and will be mean to Beeblebrox.
I mean, to us, this.....
I don't think i have the faintest clue who you are or were on-wiki.
....well, that's an obvious lie.
What you gonna do, Mr. WO-MOD? A forum poster and ArbCom candidate just LIED to your face, just to fuck with you. Something he has done for years, something that is an innate part of his personality. Something that shows he is what I say he is. A wrongun. Scum.
You gonna let that stand?
Of course you are, you little fanny, seeing as how you've willingly put yourself in a role where deference to a scumlord like Beeblebrox is a requirement, and it is expected and indeed necessary that you specifically keep him on side so that he continues to feel amenable about raising issues on Wikipedia that your masters want to be raised.
Know your place. Eat it.
Poor old Smiley.
there is absolutely no evidence for Yamla's accusation of sockpuppetry.
Well, here's an idea you dumb bastard. If you genuinely care about this issue, and that's by no means a given, since you have admitted you only do this sort of thing for your own personal amusement and not any higher moral purpose, then the next time you see someone over here who is highlighting an infiltration of Wikipedia that proved beyond doubt that Yamla has a nasty habit of making 2+2=5 and Floquenbeam has a nasty habit of marking his work as correct, maybe don't try and antagonise them.
We have the material and the skills and the will to help you.
Help us, help you.
You only have to ask. Well, maybe beg. As much as it was entertaining, you do have to attone for your rank disrespect of your betters in this here thread.
Oh, and if ST47 and Zzuzz turns up in any of this, perhaps hand picked by Beeblebrox, because that would be just like him, I'm sure you won't be interested, but there's an unpublished issue in my inbox that shows these two are even worse than Yamla. ST47 quite literally reviewing an unblock request that questions his dubious use of the CU tool, and then removing talk page access. Straight up corruption.
I mean, I dunno about you, but that's shit that might be useful to ask ArbCom candidates about, particularly those with an SPI background, to see if they aim to stop it once they're in a position to do so as ST47's boss, or indeed, have been a willing part of it all along. Particularly if one is aiming for a strategic goal of ensuring this election sees less candidates supported than there are seats available.
Zzzuzz of course presumably gets a lot of his confidence to do what he does, from seeing how little support such valuable insurgents can actually get from Wikipediocracy, and indeed, how Wikipediocracy seem to delight in the HUNT for the enemies of Teh Wiki more even than they, the actual cult members and defenders.
You Uncle Tom fucks.
Hence, now, maybe, or maybe not, you are seeing the price to be paid for you and your friend's lack of ideological purity.
But that's just me. Always looking for ways to expose actual corruption on Wikipedia and how you lot SUCK, not pursuing small minded efforts to ensure Wikipedia simply does what I want it to do.
I mean, sure, maybe "Dark Clouds of Joy" had some clever mission relevant point to it, but then again, maybe you're just another sad addict bastard? Seems like now might be the time you tell us what that was really all about.
As the man says....
I'm amazed how quickly forum trust can go downhill.
A shame, really.
Yours, as ever, the man who has well and truly got your number.
Don't you ever forget it.
I am the real spirit of the Darkness, as you well know!
HTD.
